Un-Frickin'-Touchable!
Joey. Not Joseph, Joey.

RP blog for a RED Scout.

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???

have I been accidentally following people who are these strangers on my dash

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redteamsniper asked: [shoves ice cream in the boy's face. Literally. In his face.]

…Refreshing.

/To be honest, he’s more upset about the fact that someone would waste perfectly good ice cream just to make him look stupid./

You got five seconds to run before I shoot you in the kneecaps.

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sweet-tea-solly asked: Let's try this again. Hey, ugly. You want some ice cream?

There, was that so fucking hard? …Now are you actually gonna give me ice cream, or am I about to get my eyes gouged out with a spoon or somethin’?

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Auughh… How’s it so hot? This is inhuman, why does a place this hot exist?!

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It’s fuckin’ hard bein’ a misanthrope when your body’s workin’ against you all the time. I wanna HATE these people, not bang ‘em.

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unfrickintouchable asked: JUMP ON HIM. Jump on him mercilessly.
holdtightheavy said:

(meme)

*Mercilessly? Two can play at this game. Acel roars, catches the Scout, tucks him under his arm like a violent teddy bear, and pretends to go back to sleep while relentlessly cuddling.*

ohgodohgodohgod that is way too fucking cute this is NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR

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it’s pretty scary when you’re supposed to be going on new meds, and when you google their names together one of the first search results is an actual FDA document listing the deaths that have occurred in people using those medications in conjunction with one another….

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ftr I haven’t sent any of these kids things yet myself, so at the very least there’s no genetically-inadvisable joey spawn running around out there