Un-Frickin'-Touchable!
Joey. Not Joseph, Joey.

RP blog for a RED Scout, very recently (and unwillingly) spliced with a domestic cat. Currently stationed at Upward.

Lovely sidebar image by Hunts!

I'd also like to take the opportunity to mention that Joey's splicing is not a central aspect of his character, and is actually pretty unnoticeable if you're not looking too hard. So don't be too daunted.
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squeakykins:

my standards must be pretty terrible if i consider this finished enough to post. but i sure fuckin miss joey

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Gotta apologise for the unannounced hiatus, here. I didn’t plan to disappear, it just kinda happened. Been dealing with some personal mental health issues lately, as well as a nasty case of writer’s block, but I’d really like to get back into it. 

However I’ve got a few threads I’ve been owing replies to for a long time now, and I wanna get them outta the way first. They’ve just got me a little bit stuck. :’T 

Apologies to new followers, and thanks to the old ones still stickin’ around.

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(Source: gay-4-god)

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plebscout:

Good morning from Pamyu

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tanku:

it’s time for a Hoxton’s Huge Fucking Eyes photoset

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albanianheavy:

unfrickintouchable:

albanianheavy:

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unfrickintouchable replied to your post:6
What a sorry excuse for a tail.

"Pff and ya call yer overburnt noodle a tail?"

/sniffs indignantly/ ‘Least mine does somethin’. Yours jus’ looks dumb an’ makes it harder to wear pants.

"I beg ta differ, shrimp. I have no problems whatsoever in wearin’ undies or pants is that clear? It’s like I don’ even have it plus I can still wag it ya know. It’s a win/win fer me in any way." *grins*

Yeah okay, I didn’t ask for any information relatin’ to the state a’ your underwear. Yours is still a pointless little nub. ‘Least this thing’s good for balance, if nothin’ else. Not that I totally ruled out cuttin’ it off yet.

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all of the splices arguing tails :’))

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albanianheavy:

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unfrickintouchable replied to your post:6
What a sorry excuse for a tail.

"Pff and ya call yer overburnt noodle a tail?"

/sniffs indignantly/ ‘Least mine does somethin’. Yours jus’ looks dumb an’ makes it harder to wear pants.

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…If I’m gonna be a freak, at least I’m a better freak than all the other freaks.

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Anonymous asked: Would you do a splice? Have scaly cat babies that hatch from eggs?

Ugh, that is foul. 'Sides, I'm not a splice. I'm a victim a' gross fucking malpractice an' if I ever make it outta here alive, I'm gonna sue 'em for all they're worth.